Once i beat him i would yell "MERICA" and give him the largest wedgie anyone has ever saw.
It will even make him cry like a little girl, then i would probably give him a wet willy or two.
I'd then ask if he had a probably and if he did to write it down on paper and give it to me... cause i need something to wipe my butt with. then i just walk out, somewhere in between this i planted explosives and i'd do that cool walking away explosion walk thingy...... ya know
Yea like this :)