Thursday, May 30, 2013

Chilling with Kim Jong-Un

What would i do if i could chill with kim?? hmmmmm great question well i would start by having him take me to an expensive dinner place, just to make him spend a little money. get to know him a bit ya know chill stuff........ nah who am i kidding i would just go straight into a boxing match with him. call him a sissy and tell some yo momma jokes.
Once i beat him i would yell "MERICA" and give him the largest wedgie anyone has ever saw.
It will even make him cry like a little girl, then i would probably give him a wet willy or two.
I'd then ask if he had a probably and if he did to write it down on paper and give it to me... cause i need something to wipe my butt with. then i just walk out, somewhere in between this i planted explosives and i'd do that cool walking away explosion walk thingy...... ya know
Yea like this :)

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