Chilling with Kim Jong-Un

What would i do if i could chill with kim?? hmmmmm great question well i would start by having him take me to an expensive dinner place, just to make him spend a little money. get to know him a bit ya know chill stuff........ nah who am i kidding i would just go straight into a boxing match with him. call him a sissy and tell some yo momma jokes.
Once i beat him i would yell "MERICA" and give him the largest wedgie anyone has ever saw.
It will even make him cry like a little girl, then i would probably give him a wet willy or two.
I'd then ask if he had a probably and if he did to write it down on paper and give it to me... cause i need something to wipe my butt with. then i just walk out, somewhere in between this i planted explosives and i'd do that cool walking away explosion walk thingy...... ya know

Yea like this :)

Lets watch the news!

In my household we only get a select number of channels, the two channels that are on the most are 29 and 9. channel 9 is on from 5 to about 7 just to catch the news then its 29.
The news really doesn't play a big role in my family. There are two people that really actually watch the news, that's my moms boyfriend and me. Sometimes my mom will watch it but we aren't really a TV family.
I enjoy watching the news just because i feel like i now know whats going on in the world. if you don't watch the news your kind of left out and in the dark of what the world is like. i also enjoy jeff passolt because he is a fantastic news anchor, so i would say that yes and no that news is big in my family.

Easter!!

This years Easter i was really looking forward to, the cousins were coming home from college to visit. I was excited to hear about all the college stories they had that i will get to experience next year.

This years Easter was at the Maas's house, we had all the family there and it was a blast. plenty of food, enough to eat two full meals that is. great desserts and awesome family games.
This years Easter was filled with a lot of stories that we had to tell each other, since now we cant because we are all apart. Easter is a great day in our family because we are all so close. its a time where we can get together and have great times and make memories.
Nothing is better than a Steinbauer Easter to make great memories, whether its attempting to take on the 3 time state champ curt, or wrestling brad, even trying to take on ty (who can bench like 300). It was a fantastic Easter!!

My last prom!!!!

My senior prom took a bad turn when my best friend got kicked out of our school for a reason we don't need to mention. I as well as many others felt bad for him and that now he will miss his last prom. so one night i got the brilliant idea to ask him but the question was what are we going to wear?? we wanted to leave an impression and do something cool.

so we came up with DUMB & DUMBER tuxes, it was so much fun. We acted out a scene when they announced us for grand march.
We even rode a scooter to the school in our tuxedos to make the experience even better, it's going to be the prom i never forget.

Holy Chicago!! I'm tweaking out

There is one thing on my mind right now that's really making me nervous. As a senior i'm pretty sure i can relate to all seniors right now.

It's graduation time now and we are all ready to move onto the summer of our senior year, the best summer that you should have all through your school years. full of grad parties and bon fires.... this is going to be a good summer.

but what about college next year????
i'm sort of freaking out about this for two reason, one being i am renting an apartment with my cousin... doesn't sound to bad right? well i'm thinking what if we don't get along or if i get sick of his bull and cant take it. and two i'm kind of nervous to start taking college classes, i'm ready to move on from high school but am i ready for college.

Who's the best actor?

When i was told about this blog i had no clue who i was going to write about. I don't really know actors very well, i just like watching the movie. After looking for a little bit i came to the conclusion that my favorite actor is Heath Ledger.

Heath plays major roles in two of my favorite movies of all time. The first being The Patriot, He played the son of Benjamin Martin (Mel Gibson). He joins the Rebels and fights against the British. He plays a very important role in the story line. SPOILER ALERT! He is later killed on in the movie in an epic sword fight.

Another big role he plays and is probably the most famous for is the role of the Joker in The Dark Knight. Heath Ledger is fantastic as the joker. He definitely made this movie, For example the scene where the joker blows up the hospital was suppose to be one big explosion, but the explosives malfunctioned. That didn't seem to matter to Heath because he stayed in character and created one of the best scenes in the movie. Choosing Heath to play the role of the Joker was the best decision Christopher Nolan made.

Sadly Heath Ledger was found dead on January 22nd 2008 with prescription pills near by. He died from an accidental drug overdose including pain killers, sleeping pills, and anti- anxiety pills. Critics say he was taking these because he became scared of himself as the joker. maybe it's true and maybe not. Either way Heath Ledger will always be remembered as the Joker.

An actor/ actress or character you can't stand

I can't choose just one person for this category so i'm going to choose a group of people that i absolutely can't stand and think their show should be cancelled forever and they should be shunned from society and that group is the cast from Jersey Shore.

Although i have to give some credited to the guys for being jacked out of there mind and to the girls for being pretty HOTT! (beside snooki), with rocking bodies and large chests the girls aren't afraid to show anything and strut their stuff. but that's beside the point.

Just because the guys

are jacked doesn't mean they have to be complete douche bags to other people and their girl friends. They treat the girls they date like absolute s***, that's not right. All the guys on that show are self centered and all they care about is getting laid and their looks. Although it is my dream to someday be as jacked as these guys just not be be an inconsiderate, self centered douche.

Now on to the ladies, The definition of the girls on jersey shore is DRAMA QUEENS. In every episode that i have saw at least one of the girls are crying over something stupid or fighting another girl over something even more stupid. All these girls know is partying and strutting their stuff. These 4 girls have the attention span of a gold fish and have a combined IQ score of 10. The stuff they do on this show is just down right DUMB.

The only thing this group of partying going nitwits know is "T-Shirt time" said by Pauly D. they say this everytime before they go party, this means its time to put on the party t-shirt. The other saying these bozos say is "GTL" this is their way of life pretty much. It means Gym, Tan, and Laundry. When they aren't partying this is what they are doing.

My life 20 years from today!?

Well 20 years from today i will be 38 years old... WOW that's weird to think about. hopefully my life will be on track and going in the right direction. this is what i hope to be doing in 20 years

First of all i hope i have a job somewhere in Law enforcement. preferably a K-9 unit or somewhere in the government.

That's what i am going to college next year for up in Alexandria. I plan on moving out of state sometime early out of college so i can find a job a lot easier and just to get out of Minnesota for awhile. I'm hoping for somewhere in Montana or Wyoming. I have never been there but i know people out there and they always talk about how beautiful it is out there.

Maybe my future wife ;)

Possibly by the time i'm 38 i will be thinking or already have moved back to Minnesota, and have settled down with a BEAUTIFUL wife and will have kids. My main goal when i have kids is to be a great father. My father figure wasn't/isn't the greatest but i still love my father but i want to be there for my kids. One thing i'd love to do is coach football either for a high school team or my sons team.... if i have a son.

Or maybe none of this will happen and i'll have my own hunting show. Ever since i was a little tike i watched hunting shows and i have Always told myself i'm going to have one of these someday. so far i am on the right track for this. i guide younger kids and my moms boyfriend on hunts. i also Go Pro (an indestructible video camera) all my hunts now. I act like i have a million viewers while talking to the camera. i inform the viewers of all the things i think they need to know. maybe this idea will come later in life and this will be my hobby after i retire. i could be a cop for 30 years retire and then have my own hunting show with the H20 Fowl thugs and the Gobbler Assassins. Maybe we will even be aired on the Pursuit Channel.

One thing i could redo in life?.... It's Obvious!

When my teacher told me this was our blog topic for the week only one thing came to my mind....Football. Football was by far my most favorite sport i played in high school. It's the one sport where you can full out crush the guys you have issues with. 

Jonny Wags crushes LCWM Quarterback
during the homecoming Victory

If on one play you got absolutely wrecked, you have another chance to go back and redeem yourself and knock his lights out. The best feeling was getting that huge hit that affects the whole teams attitude in the game. that one hit can be a game changer and can turn the tides in a game. That's why the game of football is so great, one play can change the whole out come of the game.

This year in football was my best year of high school football. we moved up classes and no one, not even some alumni or team members thought we would do very well...... We Proved that to be wrong. how ever we lost our first game to our rivals B.A. (Bethlehem Academy) in over time but that only made us stronger. in the next game we came back from an 18 point deficit to get the W. and it all went great from there.

 

This year we had the best group of seniors i have seen in along time, not only were we leaders on the field but also off the field. In the halls during school, or whenever we saw each other it was football this, football that. Our running back hunter Clayton (spanky) broke the schools record for rushing yards. Spanky rushed for 1,002 yards. Linebacker Jacob Vaupel (vops) led the team with sacks and tied for 2nd in the state with 18 sacks. both these boys were seniors. we graduate 14 seniors this year. i will never forget these boys and would give anything just to have one last game or practice with them. 

"You don't have the guts"

 

This American tradition has got to go!!!!!

Most american traditions are easy to follow and are fun to experience. Take sporting events for example. whether you team wins or loses, its still a great experiences. Almost all traditions Americans follow today are tolerable. but there is one STUPID and down right OUTRAGEOUS tradition people follow. Now i have experienced this tradition before and i don't why people get so excited when it comes around.\

That tradition is...... Black Friday. that has got to be the dumbest tradition people do these days. Who in their right mind sits for hour upon hours on end just to get good deals. i mean for crips sake go on amazon, it will save you exhaustion and you'll stay warm!


Not to mention you'll be out of harms way. every year there seems to be a death or a trampling of some sort. Sometimes a murder over a stupid T.V. i mean you know you have issues when your killing for merchandise! i mean save your self from freezing your buns or a date night with a very sharp blade and a pissed off person looking for the T.V. you have in your cart.

Want to know what really grinds my gears!?

The thing that grinds my gears most is when people in the hall ways walk so slow, or stop to talk to friends right in the middle of the hall way. i mean come on people keep on moving or your getting a swift kick in the butt!!

We all know the hallways are busy enough without people taking their sweet time! some people like to get going so please get way over and GET OUT OF THE WAY! i will run you over. and thats a promise!



The other thing that really grinds my gears is when people say a sports team is their favorite team but they dont know more than two players from the team. you obviously dont know squat about that team if thats all you know. if its truely your favorite team you should know almost every player on the team!

Who Am I?

Well hey there, for my very first blog ever im going to tell you alittle bit about myself. My name is Derek Butterfield. I currently attend Medford Public Highscool, im in the 12th grade. i tried to be as laid back as possible, i love to be THAT GUY. im 6'2 with a FOHAWK.
I played my LAST season of football this fall and i play baseball in the spring.

I started Preschool in faribault MN for my first year of school. Then my family moved to Medford and i have been here ever since. The great town of Medford... It would make more since calling this place DEADFORD!!! Growing up on these streets were definitley an adventure. Every day having to make up a new thing or doing the same thing over and over again was not the best but when you had friends you made the most of it.

My biggest hobbies are Fishing and Hunting. Growing up in a little country town like Medford its hard to not be into those. Before me or any of my friends could drive, we would walk down to the river and fish or walk to the ponds near town. thats what i did with my younger life. My summer days were filled with hunting and fishing with the group that we called the " Oakley Clan" because we all had our different pair of oakleys.

Now im a SENIOR and as a senior there is that one last BIG decision you have to make. The question you have to ask yourself to make that decision is " What do i want to do for the rest of my life?" well i made that decision in the 6th grade, talking to the Dare officer that came in every wednesday. I decided i wanted to become a police officer. The reason i want to be a police officer is to help people and to serve justice to those that deserve it. I plan on attending Alexandria Technical College for two years. Then off to Mankato State to finish my degree in Criminal Justice.